Waltrip-ism’s Auto Club 500
February 27th, 2007 by Darren (NASCAR Geek)
Darrell Waltrip is good for quotes every time he’s close to a microphone.
And, while I could go without hearing “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity” ever again, his fresh comments are blogworthy for sure.
Here’s a couple of Waltripisms from the Auto Club 500 at California:
Back in my day we raced for checkered flags not yellow flags.
Patience and Kyle Busch do not go together.
I’m gonna (try to) add it to my race watching duties to immortalize the words of ol’ DW for future generations of NASCAR fans. I just hope it doesn’t result in eternal damnation.
Bear with me the next few weeks as I try to include Waltrip-ism’s in the blog and let’s see if he doesn’t get somebody’s ire up.
February 27th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Well,, it looks like I’ll one less website for my daily reading. I have a new resolution I’m trying this year. I’m freeing up a lot of time by limiting my viewing preferences to only sites who’s thoughts are in line with mine.
Pretty soon I will even stop reading my own site.
Just kidding Darren. You can call your new section “DWI”, for Darrell Waltrip Isms.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
There Lou…I changed the graphic up. Please come back.
February 28th, 2007 at 6:04 am
Wow! Two quotes without the word Mikey in either! That’s cool!
February 28th, 2007 at 6:56 am
As korny as DW is I still like the guy… not much love for Mikey tho!!
February 28th, 2007 at 8:19 am
I like DW.
I’ll take DWI over “Wally’s World” anyday.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Now you’re just asking for trouble!
All the DW lovers will immediately write to him, he will see the site, think that you are indicating that he is a boozer, hire lots of lawyers, and bring your Bad Wheel kingdom to a screeching halt.
NASCAR/FOX Lawyer: “Mr. Lou, We’re here to question you about causing subversion in our world.”
Idiot-savant Lou: “What are you referring to Mr. Bad Man?”
NASCAR/FOX Lawyer: “Do you know much about this Darren fellow who thinks our man should be checking into the Betty Ford Hotel instead of the Hollywood Hotel?”
Idiot-savant Lou: ” Darren? Darren who?”
NASCAR/FOX Lawyer: “But your name is on his site suggesting he call Jaws a bad name.”
Idiot-savant Lou: “That guy is a well known hacker and he must have pretended to be me (it happens a lot) and made up that stuff to look credible. I’m being framed. I’m calling MY lawyers!”
NASCAR/FOX Lawyer: “Go ahead loser, we have a staff of 50,000 lawyers just waiting to crush you.”
Idiot-savant Lou: “O.k. I give in already. Want to make nice and have a drink with me to commemorate our cooperation ? I’ll help you dig up dirt on Darren.”
NASCAR/FOX Lawyer: “Sounds like a plan. Hey, maybe we can pitch this whole idea as the newest reality show to the network execs. We can make millions. It’s what we do best!”
Idiot-savant Lou: “Bling! Let me get that special bottle of shine out. Been saving it for just such a special occasion. Man it’s going to be fun being the new owner of OBW.com! I won’t have to do any of my own stats db stuff anymore! Hey Mr. Bad Man, can you let me use Darren on weekend work release?”
The End.
March 1st, 2007 at 7:54 am
Aamah - Wally’s World is CLASSIC tv! Whatcha talkin’ about?
DW usually says TOO MUCH, but I did like those two lines in this post. I’ll be taking note of his ‘foot in mouth’ comments for posterity sake as well now.
Lou - You wouldn’t turn on me that easy would you? I thought you were unswayed by NASCAR’s Bling? Plus, you’ve got to ease back on being so entertaining…all I hear around my house now is ‘Lou said this…Lou said that…that Lou is SO FUNNY” Your killin my Mojo man.
March 1st, 2007 at 8:42 am
sorry boss. won’t happen again.
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:28 am
I can always use a good laugh! Just don’t start quoting his brother, PLEASE!
Pam
Go Jimmie
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:02 am
Only if I could figure out a way to get paid for each mention of the sponsor in Mikey’s quotes.